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Next big launch

GTA VI · 19 November

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Be among the first to request your GTA VI leave.

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Request your launch-day leave

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    Compose your excuse

    A real, sendable leave request. Annual leave – not a fake sick note.

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    What is this?

    A free, just-for-fun tool that writes a leave request for big game launches. It's deliberately about annual leave: there are no fake doctor's notes here, and every share card is labelled parody.

    Everything runs in your browser. Your name and dates are never sent or stored. The simulated boss replies are fictional.